Sam

writer. actor. dungeon master. braless & lawless.

[Sam @samhoyden]

@punisher7952 @_InfoGram_ Keep on seeking. But I fear you’re looking for the truth in all the wrong places

[Sam @samhoyden]

@SidneyEubanks7 @Eric_Schmitt Once glance at your account and it’s clear you’re in deep. Good luck

[Sam @samhoyden]

@RepEricBurlison Immigrants are a net economic GAIN for our country. Why are you still shilling out stale talking points on immigration while we are hurtling towards WWIII thanks to Trump, whom you refuse to contradict in any way? Pronounced spinelessness

[Sam @samhoyden]

@HawleyMO How about some demands of the Executive branch? How about demanding a War Powers Resolution vote to keep us out of WWIII? Do your job, Joshua

[Sam @samhoyden]

@USAmbUN To say no country has a perfect human rights record is such a poorly timed deflection that it is an insult. You know how to do better, so do better. #resolution377A

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

the only nepo baby I respect is aragorn son of arathorn and is called elessar, the elfstone, dúnadan, the heir of isildur elendil's son of gondor

[CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ @oranicuhh]

free Brittney Griner.

[Sam @samhoyden]

I’ll run it. Who wants to play?

[Sam @samhoyden]

@k2_cosplay This makes me so happy to read. Nothing beats the thrill of purging and rearranging your space. I’m so pleased you’re doing this for yourself

[DRAK @Drakoniques]

“Slut era” they mumble as they rush straight home to play in a TTRPG campaign where they, once again, rp an emotionally unavailable character who gradually learns to open up over time.

[Sam @samhoyden]

@k2_cosplay Remember me now that you’re famous

[Sam @samhoyden]

@TPAIN @Grubhub Ayyyy come to my island of Tanchico #GrubhubIsland

[Sam @samhoyden]

@realDonaldTrump You’re fired

[Sam @samhoyden]

@etteluap74 @Sheri_MacIntyre @NicoleEigener @AuthorMeganVD @AuthorJMJinks @RomeyPetite @StephWhitaker80 @HMBraverman YES! So humbled to be along for the ride. Can’t wait to hold a copy of The Gloaming Veil in my hands and shout about it from every rooftop

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Cast John Boyega as the lead in a period romance, you cowards.

[Sam @samhoyden]

@etteluap74 Oooooo I cannot wait

[Sam @samhoyden]

@ohadelaide Appropriately it is also my birthday. Dice in hand. Cake on my tiddies.