samantha

[samantha @samhusemann_]

Me: “Grayson what do you want for dinner?”
Grayson: “Chick-fil-A”
Me: “they’re closed it’s Sunday”
Grayson: *uncontrollable sobbing*

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

This guy on Tik Tok does random drops into cities on Google Maps to see if they’re shitty and the Baltimore one is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

i recognize that i am unpleasant to be around when i’m overstimulated

[Caitlin Canahai @caitlincanahey]

Not to expose myself for being dumb—but the vet told me my dog had a spot that might be a melanoma and the first words out of my mouth were “oh that does run in our family.” Like, I really forgot for a sec that I did not give birth to her.

[Noëlle @ElleExistential]

is anyone else just like, really fucking burnt out on life? just exhausted in a way you’ve never been before?

honestly asking if this is just a me thing or a general vibe

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“I’ll be productive when I get home”

when I get home :

[☔ @Whotfismick]

sometimes i just zone out like this:

[Rampage @RampageNFL]

@TPAIN I’m T-PAIN, you know meeeeeeeeeee

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Baby girl, what’s your name?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you realize u only replied mentally & never actually sent the message

[nyny. @imjustnyaa]

damn february got somewhere to be don’t it

[Loky @lokymann]

I be rotating like a rotisserie chicken in my sleep

[Waiting to Oxtail @ThatDudeMCFLY]

Not gonna lie, I think we need a T-Pain Super Bowl halftime show.

[faith ✮⋆˙ @lesbians4luke]

“what does grrah mean”

[Jocelyn @cozytangerine]

Does everybody like my new shirt

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who do the Dallas Cowboys play next week?

[lola @straykttn]

"whats your dream job?" ummm...princess

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

Do nooootttt look at me while I park my car I have performance anxiety