Sami

I'm very aggresively from California.

[Sami @sami__jo16]

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[Sami @sami__jo16]

@thatclarafied https://t.co/l1MptbGPy7

It’s all weird, it’s all bad.

[Sami @sami__jo16]

@thatclarafied I saw Imani say she could see her page again and I just yelled “Clara was RIGHT”

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

I told y’all Dems were going to post and meme their way through it, right?

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Scrolling seeing posts go from people arguing about how much they love AI and climate fires in LA is something…

[Sami @sami__jo16]

Is Twitter still good for getting a corporations attention? Regardless, if you own a business and need a towel/chemical service for the love of god do not use @CintasCorp. Most abysmal customer service/customer experience I’ve ever had.

[Sami @sami__jo16]

@thegsfc Shorten your bibs then 😈

[Sami @sami__jo16]

@thegsfc There was a lot of yelling at camera people in my house this morning

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

TW: Suicide

idk why y’all are shocked.

Death is literally what is offered to disabled people who cannot afford to live across the west.

Nothing new, and considering how much of society is disabled from COVID, I’m a little shocked it wasn’t suggested sooner here.

[Andrew L. Seidel @AndrewLSeidel]

1952: National Day of Prayer
1953: National Prayer Breakfast
1954: “In God we Trust” put on postage stamps
1954: “under God” added to the pledge
1955: Prayer room built in Capitol
1956: “In God We Trust” adopted as national motto
1957: “In God We Trust” appears on paper currency

[Sami @sami__jo16]

@thegsfc Birthplace of a&w

[Sami @sami__jo16]

@scohnes This tweet was inspired by a peeps nail polish collab but I will alert you of any unhinged foods 🫡

[Sami @sami__jo16]

I think peeps exist solely to make unsettling collabs with other brands.

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Seriously guys, banning tik tok isn’t the point of the bill

[Tobita Chow @tobitac]

Congress this week

[@[email protected] @Imani_Barbarin]

Americas greatest pastime is figuring who to hate and in what order.

[Zoé @ztsamudzi]

I have a lot of contempt for the US government for rightfully condemning these horrific homophobic bills in Uganda and elsewhere without fully accounting for how the targeted export of evangelical Christianity to Africa facilitates their creation.

[Minthara’s Black Wife 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩🇵🇷 @TheRealRynnstar]

Love you, Halle but dear god do I hate this interpretation that the OG Ariel “just wanted to leave the ocean for a boy.” That is patently not true. She had a huge interest in anthropology before she even met Eric.

[Sami @sami__jo16]

@scohnes Nobody has MORE confidence than bratz dolls