So true!!

Sami from London, #football. #friends. #family

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If a school test is easy your not doing it right.

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U, R, 2, 6, C, I, 1, 2, 4, Q. Retweet if you get

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If karma dosen't hit you, I will."

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If you tickle me, I'm not responsible for your injuries."

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*Answers house phone*..."Hey are you at home?...."No, I answered my home phone from the jungle...""#Dugh

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How I see dogs = Beagle, german shepherd, poodle, maltese, labradore. How I see cats = Cat, cat, cat, cat, cat, cat."

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When friends come over and mum's are sleeping-"SHH mums asleep" when °̩ go to sleep mum says to her self "let's hover for 3 hours"-_______-

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My parents asked me if I did any types of drugs. I said yes. One. Twitter. They asked me where I stash it. On my phone. #Dugh"

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Everybody has a white friend that wants or thinks his black

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: 2013. The year when the movie 2012 will be moved from the action section, to comedy section."

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Don't mean to sound like a #BadAss but °̩ play with the Wii remote with no strap

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Intelligence plus character- that is the goal of true education.

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@MarwaElbs add me bak on bbm 28332da2 fone got wiped

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Follow @YasmineMFD ! She has good tweets and follows back #yasminemalikaferchichedancer

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@Official_Chegar come we meet tomorrow

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@Official_Chegar kk u goin westiee today

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@Official_Chegar wt time

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@Official_Chegar noo wanna