Sam🖤

those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter

[Sam🖤 @sami_scribner]

y’all ever fall asleep with your arm above your head and then wake up later on wondering if your arm is even still attached to your body, bc you can’t feel it, and start throwing it around trying to see if it still works😐

[Nikki Nasty @nicolerafiee]

rubbing my feet together like a lil cricket just so i fall asleep

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

gonna be the coolest house on the block this Halloween

[Kaysin @kaysinmusic]

A lot of people are scared to get those street hot dogs outside of clubs & raves. Me on the other hand? Oh I’m finna turn up

[𝐉𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐯𝐞 💨 @smoove_hot]

FEMALES that look mean.... be having the best personalities, you jus gotta kno how to break the ice fr

[sophia sopaipilla @phiamenina]

“everything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care enough about it” - my husband 😂

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

pulled myself away from certain people and saw i really wasn't missing out on anything

[keyah && kailey show @KeyahGabrielle]

If you want good friends you have to be a good friend !!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Mario Kart on iMessage should be a thing

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[yessi @yessherrera_]

“WyD oN vALenTiNeS dAy” going to work its a Monday lmaoo

[Relateable Life @Jag_ubani]

Iphone users: Holds down an app to delete it

The rest of the apps:

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

“deleting all my social media, hmu on-” BRO WE DO NOT CARE

[Sam🖤 @sami_scribner]

anybody else do a little feet shuffle when you crawl into a bed with clean sheets on or is it just me😍

[JJ Redick @jj_redick]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but thin mints are not even close to the same level as samaos

[Yuri @YuriXBT]

“ur password is too weak” well so is my memory so please let me keep it 😭

[Sam🖤 @sami_scribner]

husband: “you’re in a good mood today” me: nah i have crippling anxiety I just try to make jokes and laugh my way through it…..