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the most projected nominee to have never actually been nominated

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I found god at the Olivia Dean concert

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One of my favorite things about being a Midwesterner in NYC is dropping insanely niche Minnesota things and New Yorkers not knowing how to react

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TED LASSO

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THE MUPPETS

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Okay but at least USA’s jerseys don’t look like pimples

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I found god at the bass pro shop pyramid

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I turned 31 today and have decided my favorite version of myself is me on twitter

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

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The world is so unserious

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I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again @TPAIN doesn’t need autotune, autotune meds @TPAIN. TY and GN

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Can someone tell me why there isn’t a reality tv show about the Olympic village @netflix @hulu @peacock

[Arby's @Arbys]

BRING YA A**

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WOLVES BACK BABY

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I have trained my friends well

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Happy iron flame day to all who celebrate!!!!

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

If we told you it wouldn't be a surprise

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@NiallOfficial You’re old

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Good morning @Ryanair

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I love Alex cooper BUT the dogist was on Nantucket when I was on Nantucket and I MISSED it

[The Dogist @thedogist]

Bruce & Henry, Goldendoodles (7 m/o & 7 y/o), Old South Wharf, Nantucket, MA • “Henry’s more photogenic.”

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Do guys get the ick