samantha lachey

...I like books...I have a cat...I write sometimes...

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Let me give this a go…

Fantasy is when Chris Pine looks like this and sci-fi is when Chris Pine looks like this

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones You would not regret it. Except, sleep is good, too?

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

Cat: *yowls to be let in the room*
Customer: *mid conversation* DO YOU HAVE CAT?!
#cats #workingfromhome

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@TheRippedBodice 333

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones “We are the creatures of the night and we invite you all to dinner...”

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones Menacing owls harmonizing while looming over you, waiting for your flashlight to die so they can kill you. Excellent.

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones Rockadoodle!

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones It’s so beautiful.

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

Me, an agent of chaos: *writes important shortcuts, phone numbers, and other vital things on sticky notes*
Sticky Notes: *are no longer sticky and losing daily battles with gravity*
Me, an agent of chaos: *wonders why I keep losing important things, but won’t change my system*

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones Oh hey, it me.

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones Ha. This is not MG, comic, or anything else you pointed to. I am a terrible listener.

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones I did A LOT of rereading this year, because my brain was not in the mood. BUT. One of my favorite reads this year is A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik. Think a disgruntled Hogwarts that wants to murder everyone...? A lot of description and world building.

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones Same with my letter v! Sometimes I go back and fix it? But mostly the letter is inisible. :)

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

Customer: How long will this take to ship?
Me: Well, it’s going to CA...
Customer: Right, how long?
Me: ...well, usually it’s 5-7 business days, but CA is currently on fire, so probably a little bit longer than that.
#Retail #IWishICouldHaveSaidItThatWay

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones Some thing was spoiled for me and I WILL NEVER FORGET and I fear I’ll never be able to watch.

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones ( I missed 4, but I fixed it.)

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

@Grahamophones I miss you, tooooooooo.
And I totally agree. This picture is every emotion. (You may have noticed that I hearted all the tweets with this photo because it is amazing and perfect. If I missed one, I’ll be angry at myself.)

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

I have just used the Pythagorean Theorem to figure out the dimensions of a sofa.

I need a nap.

#math #ouch

[Jen Fulwiler @jenfulwiler]

This library ad is a triumph

[samantha lachey @samiam2727]

If your kids can scream into the phone while we’re speaking, so can my cat.