samantha sanchez

eccentric and lovely Cool Mom to three wonderful kiddos. Great wife who loves to cook, and watch #sports 🏀⚽️⚾️🏈🏐

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@donkoclock Are we winning yet?????

[Donk Media ♻️™ @donkoclock]

Rachel: "Cause what Zelensky's is doing we're probably going to get peace there cause Trump is now working with Russia because Zelensky is so arrogant"

Brian: "It will be the biggest mistake in his administration to work with Russia. That is the modern Hitler of our Generation"

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Mitch McConnell was missing for three months, and MAGA barely made a peep. James Talarico gets the flu and stays home, and MAGA is losing their fucking minds.

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@GuntherEagleman 🤣😂🤣 AI

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@beyoncegarden Omg…this chic. That’s why it’s a PERSONAL OPINION.

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@atrupar Deranged. #Trump

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@softtail65 Shrimp

[I Didn’t Vote For The PayPal Mafia 🇺🇸 @AnotherMasker]

@RichardHanania @NotHoodlum

[xtroll @xtrollmusk]

Suddenly MAGA is "Christian". Jesus is King! Fuck the poor, the hungry, the sick. The brown skin, the folks that don't look like me. But I AM CHRISTIAN.

Bullshit. If you don't actually listen to the word and try to follow it, you are just a poser, and the gate will be closed.

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

What…..

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Trump has completely lost it!

He goes off on Hispanics seemingly saying they fired everybody in Iraq, and helped ISIS form.

[Gina Hinojosa @GinaHinojosaTX]

Of the TWO candidates running for governor of Texas, only ONE increased property taxes, that’s Greg Abbott.

He took over Houston ISD and increased taxes last year AND controlled who received those vendor contracts.

Abbott lies about me to hide his record of skyrocketing property taxes and growing state govt. I have never, not once, voted to increase taxes. I have only voted to decrease them.

[Talarico en Español @TalaricoEspanol]

James visited the small town of Marfa, TX where a local mariachi greeted him with a song they wrote for the campaign. 🎶

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

If you’re struggling to put food on the table or buy gas for your car, remember, these insanely affluent assholes have increased their collective wealth by $1.5 trillion dollars under Trump’s “presidency.”

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

This.

[Folly Times @TheFollyTimes]

@realAnn_29 Imagine getting all the way to Costco and discovering your cheese is compatible with someone else’s religion.

[Reggie B. @reggiebblue]

Here is Trump in 2011 calling Obama “stupid” for hosting the Chinese president and claiming that he wouldn’t give him a dinner.

“The president of China came a few months ago and we gave him a state dinner. Now, when people are screwing you, you don't give them state dinners.”

Fast-forward 15 years and Trump is giving President Xi a state dinner while China is helping Iran target American service members.

Who is the stupid one now?

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@TexasGOP Not safe from pedophiles!!! #KenPaxtonBestie #Adam

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

Ken Paxton keeps dodging debates.

So I called his cell to invite him to a debate on Fox News.

He didn’t pick up.

[samantha sanchez @samiam305]

@KenPaxtonTX Eeeeeeeeeewwwwww

[Linus ✦ Ekenstam @LinusEkenstam]

This meme has gone VIRAL, with artists, actors, and even animals recreating it! but… the winner is the Obama version! 😂🔥

Michelle & Barack really captured the flow, persona, and message of Offset & TakeOff’s Color Studios performance.

The energy is unmatched

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Senator Tammy Duckworth: "Fuck that shit"