Sambo

owns a pretzel company

[Sambo @samiamam111]

Favorite texts from Will

A thread

[Sambo @samiamam111]

@ailkye It's good for the peanut butter jar only!

[Sambo @samiamam111]

@rickriordan In the Blood of Olympus, Kekrops welcomes the Argo II crew in Piraeus by offering a Bundt cake... Was this a reference to the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?

[Mona Lisa @RMFCMONALlSA]

Debunking the community notes
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[Sambo @samiamam111]

This is how I look standing in front of Will waiting for him to give me a kiss on my forehead

[jakey @nakeyjakey]

yeah

[Sambo @samiamam111]

I guarantee my dad is going to call me to tell me Dumbledore died... Again

[Geometry Dash References @GDReferences]

WHAT

[Sambo @samiamam111]

@PicturesFoIder Paige Michalchuk

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Rudy Giuliani on his last day of freedom before he turns him self in: "I want to go to Old Sturbridge Village in Massachusetts!"

[Wasted Water Pipes @PeaceRoseShephe]

Elon FUCKED small business Twitter… I was getting 20-30 orders a month and this month I’ve gotten 8… if you see this please RT! All my bongs are 25% Off!

[Sambo @samiamam111]

NOT MARCUS

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Waiting for the adarall to kick in so I can do three weeks of chores in one day

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Iykyk

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@sandwichedbread Me too!

[Luc @lucachino]

PASTA

[Sambo @samiamam111]

@tommy_stella I'm so fucking dumb, it literally is...

[Sambo @samiamam111]

@tommy_stella This is just Ian Gallagher from Shameless

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@NBABabySecret I bet the hydraulics on that are insane