Sam Ammermann

If you actually are reading this, let me know. Because Audrey Blommel does!

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@amandaxdawn thanks for that I was a little.. Confused as to why you'd have a picture of me at your desk

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@amandaxdawn true inspiration right there

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How I feel as an engineer http://t.co/oUyhkwR2YM

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@Jrodn13 @collegefession laugh all you want!

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Best example of trolling ever... it's worth it to look at trust me http://t.co/dh7Ux2yS7L

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Repost from imgur but still great

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@AudreyBlommel @RKlaphake GET ME OUT OF HERE 😭☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

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@AudreyBlommel @RKlaphake I... Uh....

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My only expectation for the hockey game today was for USA to not lose by more than one point to Canada

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Rule number one of college: always check the toilet paper first

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"I'm going to wear shorts today!" -everyone on campus

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@AudreyBlommel That just hurts... but it's true... (._. )

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@AudreyBlommel 😒 mention the part where I was duct taped to my chair

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@AudreyBlommel pro at falling... 😉 #learnfromthebest

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@AudreyBlommel howdy

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@itscharlottoo Because you're in my room and I made it that way!

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"He's in a... Tank" -cop on Batman Begins

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@abbernathy4 Hey now I hope to live up to my previous potential.. as employee of the year