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[chuuch @ch000ch]

about once every 4 months i get hungry and convince myself there’s no way chipotle can just be permanently bad now and i’m wrong every time

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

we need to open the oscar nominations back up, i need more of her

[s @youreinIcve]

TALK UR SHIT !!!

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

My 3-year-old said she wished we had a pet. I reminded her we have a dog and wow the genuine surprise on her face as it dawned on her that our dog is a pet and not just some other guy who lives here.

[rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead]

cicadas must have a great PR guy because every single year i hear how this is the first year in centuries they’re doing some bullshit

[Sarah @samichcollins]

@theheatherhogan Brother. B&w toner only

[Sarah @samichcollins]

@SBMPediatrics This is what I did! Worked x2!

[Sarah @samichcollins]

@shareenpathak Yep

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

It saddens me to know that somewhere in America, right at this very minute, a well-meaning person is being hornswaggled by a recipe for some ginger-mandarin cranberry compote nonsense when the perfect cranberry sauce already exists and can’t be topped.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

“oh no what if i act odd at the social engagement” my darling … what if you don’t ?

[🐈‍⬛ @hydingadork]

why drive 10 minutes for food when i can order doordash for $900

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i am NOT embarrassed by my feelings!!!! i AM embarrassed by what they make me say and do

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

parenting is REALLY hard, but I think the biggest hardship I’ve faced yet is that I haven’t been able to see the Barbie movie yet

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

if you actually watch the tiktoks about girl dinner, it’s not about eating less food. it’s about your food not looking like a traditional meal because it’s something that you scrounged up so you wouldn’t have to cook. ppl are being insane.