Sam

this is my diary

[Sam @samidarling11]

Family party drinking game: wear a pair of ripped jeans and every time a family member comments on the rips take a shot

[Sam @samidarling11]

Happy Monday my uterus is sabotaging my existence. Being a woman is trash.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Fuck this. 2020 was supposed to be my year but on top of all the shit going on my favorite pet childhood died. Literally the breaking point and I am in full blown hysteria meltdown mode.

[Sam @samidarling11]

my boyfriend said he doesnt think Cameron Diaz is hot and I just... it was almost a year ago and I can’t get over it.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Me trying to decide if I want attention or to be left alone.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Also expensive perfume and makeup but mostly the other thing so just mail it.

[Sam @samidarling11]

For my birthday this year I just want everyone to leave me alone. Ty

[Sam @samidarling11]

Being a part of the media means that I’m not allowed to participate in events that push a specific agenda and that makes me sad on days when the women’s march takes place but that’s my job and I love my job and I’m tweeting this to remind myself of that.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Personally, I’d saying being dirt ass poor, warped my perspective.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Ya shit I’m sober and still want to do it. Someone find me:

1) an apartment
2) job (preferably with livable wage)

[Sam @samidarling11]

Drunk mind - sober thoughts and man is my drunk mind telling me to throw caution to the wind and move to New York.

[MEFeater Magazine @mefeater]

For the FIRST time in history, Miss America, Miss USA, Miss Teen USA, and Miss Universe are ALL BLACK WOMEN 🙌🏾

[Sam @samidarling11]

Putting on leggings/jeans after lotion = I ripped the waistline.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Whore autocorrected on my phone to who’re so... that was awkward.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Plot twist: this morning *I* was the one who played videos too loud on my phone and woke my *Pat* up.

[Sam @samidarling11]

This is both funny because one of my college pals now writes for buzzfeed, & frustrating bc the journalism classes of Comm., were the ones everyone out of the major failed.

[Jordan parody @jordanrubiks]

journalism majors be like damn i have a buzzfeed quiz due this friday

[Sam @samidarling11]

@HannahMilby “Completely unbiased”

[Sam @samidarling11]

No one:

Cats:

[Sam @samidarling11]

After week 3 of working a 60+ hour week I :

- fell asleep at a stop light
- stopped at a green light
- got into the elevator w/out pushing a button and stood there for several minutes

America’s work habits are detrimental to mental and physical health of employees.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Went 2 weeks without calling my mom and just got chewed out by her on FB messenger. Call your mom folks.

[Sam @samidarling11]

Why am I... crying?