Sam🍃

she/her “Oh no, not again.” - a bowl of petunias.

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

I like to threaten a man’s masculinity by holding the door open for him

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

Cass with the ass has felt so sick, we need to squeeze ointment and cradle her little head #picoloapp

[fka sids @yungsids]

if we’re talkin cinematic masterpieces

[Brendon Burton @burtoo]

when a house is both hungry and awake
every room becomes a mouth

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

Can you imagine watching this season of big brother and siding with Christmas. Couldn’t be me.

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

The real reason I don’t drive is because my left side profile is better than my right

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

@kelseemari I would die for her

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

You can only choose one forever

[NIQITA PIETERSE @niqita11]

How beautiful is this, The Sleeping Lady Mountain, about 33 miles northwest of Anchorage Alaska, taken from a drone

[kelso @belsokelso]

all I want is a version of Good Reads that is just for women. I have had enough of men’s opinions on literature.

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

You’re telling me that you watched the iCarly episode where they send Gibby a coded video message for help but won’t believe what’s happening with #FreeBritney

[Christian Harris @chrxstianh__]

These pieces by Murat Yildirim are crazy!

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

@Jai_Burrd A sacrifice for beauty

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

2015/// 2020

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

Check your friends Venmo to make sure they’re acting right

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

I love little versions of myself

[tra @l4urentra]

i kinda vibe w mine 👁👄👁

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

@Justsydnyc Hi

[Sam🍃 @samiedear]

@Justsydnyc Ssssssaas

[kelso @belsokelso]

this has pissed me off, so here’s a list of woman writers Rowling owes dues to (thread)

[respectful huff @alexqarbuckle]

Not nearly as beautiful as the squid reading this