Sam

[gabe itch III @bigkirbyfan]

him: are you fucking stupid
me:

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

My bedside table

[worm @somethinglovely]

oops

[Ayesha @ayeshapati]

i see my friends for 20 mins n think life is worth living again

[Sam @samiegraeber]

@AlexaBeckford that smell is my drug

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[gigi @cowgirlbambi]

no social media presence bf vs gf that likes to document everything like a digital diary

[shereen @shereeny]

Gone Girl (2014)

[skanks @skanks17]

I dumped my gf in 8th grade and by the end of the day she was dating someone else. Yesterday she married him. A little much to get my attention don’t you think? Move on, babe.

[James @CaucasianJames]

wasn’t gonna go out tonight but there’s no way in hell i’m not getting drunk for jim’s birthday

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

Me listening to Take Care reminiscing on the simpler times