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[☔ @Whotfismick]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you're up to

[rave* @rareblurs]

corporate 9-5 workers as soon as it hits 7pm on Sunday

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Logging onto the dark web tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[girlboss mageboss guildboss boss boss sacha @thugmajesty7]

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

this is when you go get a diet coke

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

How to say “okie dokie” in corporate

[Anna Riedl @AnnaLeptikon]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i think that in order to enjoy diet coke, you have to have been innoculated against the gross artificial sweetener flavor from a young age. but if you grew up having only had regular coke and not diet, then diet coke is disgusting to you, but coke zero is quite good and tolerable

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[jill @stevienicks420]

$23 salad I ordered for lunch was terrible

[draculaura @DRACULAURlTA]

tomato basil soup and grilled cheese please

[The Antihero @YourBoy_KG]

Are the developers at Outlook happy with their search function?

[🤸🏻 @volublevenus]

I don’t know why people feel awkward dining out or drinking alone I always feel so chic and mysterious…

[Viral Labs @ViralLabsLLC]

Just paid $250 on my $125,000 student loan debt today

[VyceVictus @VyceVictus]

Friend caught me in a moment of quiet reflection when the steak didn’t come out the way I hoped

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

i wonder what 3 carne asada tacos with green salsa and extra lime doing rn

[Bask @baskgod]

Screaming when the DJ tell everybody to make some noise

[bella @earlygirl__]

serious sandwich making..pan-fried sourdough, homemade caesar dressing slathered on both sides, thick slices of salted heirloom tomato, seared chicken thighs, crisp butter lettuce