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[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

[𝙏𝙈 ☆ KӨDΛK 💫 🇺🇸🇲🇽 ☆ @HoodiKodak]

That sht says 2013??

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

one of the greatest videos of all time

[ْ @byririiiii]

when I tell them I’m not ready for a relationship and they threaten to wait for me

[♰ @reeceollld]

if im eavesdropping on your convo & i hear sum funny im gonna laugh with yall idc.

[. @VellBenjiii]

If I sneak a picture of you & my flash come on ima punch the fuck out you

[TERRANCE @___Terrance___]

The Original Bad Bitch had the ball in the middle

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“wtf was i about to google?”

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

Pretending you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel uncomfortable is a level of empathy not everyone will understand

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When the washer and dryer did their job and now it's time to do yours:

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE THE FUCKING HAMBURGLER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[👑 @cubanhoess]

Just got hired at CPS 😍 if y'all want your kids back cashapp me

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

me to every cybertruck i see on the road

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and chief people officer Kristin Cabot have been immediately put on leave, Axios reports.