Sami

[iris @hartlocketz]

mwahh is such a cute word i wanna mwah mwah all the time

[stef 🤠 @stefspeaksports]

the most republican take in me is why can't i buy liquor at the grocery store in new york/new jersey. LIKE ALL I WANT IS THE TRADER JOE'S APPLE PIE WINE

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When I'm standing in a line at a store and the person behind me is standing too close.

[k @ysljennii]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

my greatest pleasure is getting home and walking around like this:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever invented beds was a fucking genius. i’m just all cozied up in here, like you don’t even know how cozy i am

[͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏luna，♡𓈒 @insomaniatics]

Mi amorcito y yo todos los dias por el resto de nuestras vidas.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni_]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[Sami @samiiluvvvv]

@LtLbrwnbbyface Crying if this is what I think this is about

[jynx @miiagarro]

when someone calls me a self centered bitch but lowkey i am a self centered bitch

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

10:30 is a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast fr.

[. @maceomulan]

even the dollar store got tap pay, walmart so fucking raggedy

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

i was put on earth to go out to dinner

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

Soon as Justin Bieber announces this tour my brothers car going on marketplace

[yagi @yducknow]

life after changing the sheets, tidying up your room, taking a shower, and doing skincare

[Softboy @softcreateee]

i hate being responsible for my own meals because i’ll either spoil myself or starve for most of the day

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

10:30am is really a ridiculous time to stop selling breakfast.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Why are the standards higher for The Bachelorette than the President of the United States?

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck