samsicle

she/her I cut hair and love being weird

[samsicle @samiilynn]

@oatxmilk420 It killed me to give up my 14yr old love for them but then I grew up and realized they really didn’t need to collect all those underage bras

[samsicle @samiilynn]

@TheDrunkJake Gotta let me give you a shag

[samsicle @samiilynn]

Just one kiss would boost my serotonin exponentially

[samsicle @samiilynn]

why’s it so hard to find a good croc/gator sticker 😩

[samsicle @samiilynn]

the suspense is killing me what is @heidiklum gonna be for Halloween this year??

[samsicle @samiilynn]

I’m now 31

[samsicle @samiilynn]

my therapist didn’t compliment my eyebrows does she think I’m manic

[samsicle @samiilynn]

The feral urge in me to just eat a giant slab of raw sushi salmon is high. I need it.

[samsicle @samiilynn]

did my laundry and put it away / packed all in one day?? That’s wild who am I

[a 2nd meaner guy @SolidStapp]

yeah i got BPD

Buy Polar Disorder

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

ㅤ

[samsicle @samiilynn]

cute clients flirting with me but I’m trying to be professional like

[mariah @killmeorshutup]

an ugly man serial liking your instagram stories feels like being chased in the woods

[samsicle @samiilynn]

I love when clients immediately tell me they love their hair cause I also love it but tell me you don’t hate it pls

[samsicle @samiilynn]

can someone take me on a dang date

[bigsock @biggersocks]

everything shower

[samsicle @samiilynn]

Childish Gambino was amazing tonight thank you @donaldglover ❤️‍🔥

[samsicle @samiilynn]

Lmao me

[Miley Official @MileyCyrusBz]

20 Miley Cyrus moments I can't believe are real — Thread 🧵 (spoiler: she's a Sagittarius).

1. Miley Cyrus struggling to say something nice about her dad