Sami Stein

Marywood Lacrosse 2021

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[Jake Asman @JakeAsman]

The city blew it by not expanding the parade route

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

Manhattan on the brink of popping a wheelie with the amount of ppl that’s down here rn

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🤍 @luvblessingz]

Being forced to lock in when all I want to do is dilly dally

[The Man of Astoria @depechejoe]

Frankly they should leave it like this forever

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[Jo Lemann @Jo_Lemann]

List of top New York heroes:

1. Firefighters during 9/11
2. Jalen Brunson

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

I still hope they upgrade it to a Flagrant 1.

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

they should paint this on the ceiling of MSG like it’s the sistine chapel

[Gabby Herzig @GabbyHerzig]

Look out my window to see this projected Nike ad.

10/10.

[maría isabel @mariaisabelsev]

this is my favorite one so far

[jack @Jolly_Olive]

Good morning

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

GOOD MORNING, YOUR KNICKS COMPLETED THE LARGEST COMEBACK IN FINALS HISTORY LAST NIGHT

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I bring a “this isn’t actually urgent and can be done at a normal pace” energy to the workplace that managers hate.

[Sabrina @DroverSabr54018]

I love the word “interesting” because it’s so chaotically neutral.

[Paul @orangepaulp]

average Carrie Miranda interaction

[Laura @ldollaz_]

The state of NY will detach from North America when they win.

[Jake Brown @JakeBrownLive]

Knicks win a title and they bring back MODELL’S.

Who’s in?