sam bam

i hate guns, camo, & patriotism. i don’t have any tattoos.

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

I just took off my leggings and there was a candy wrapper stuck to my leg and I think that accurately describes my life

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

@Zachjohn2 I have a lot of questions and my very first question is did they say they take United Concordia and then actually not take it?

[↣Hannah↢ @huntinhannah]

Try that in a small town? I grew up in a small town. What’re y’all gonna do, gossip about me to death?

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Okay, let's review.

Venomous = You GET BIT by something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Posionous = YOU BITE something, you might get to ride in the weeewhoo wagon (🚑)

Hope this helps.

[andi (twocents.com) @Nexuist]

the thing about the unironic “men used to go to war” crowd is like. men still go to war. you know men still go to war right. like there are actually a lot of wars you are eligible for right now. have you tried talking to a recruiter recently

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

@ndkirschmann @royalsilks19 This is one of the updates I hope to see in IPPSA in the future. It definitely should be “reviewer”. There’s no reason all these need to be intermediate approvers. A future update will hopefully allow reviewers to leave comments in a similar way w/o being approvers

[/r/Army @rArmyReddit]

Hey @USAGStewartHAAF, I can’t find a stewart or 3ID account with DMs open.

This is an inappropriate temperature for “we will take a look on Monday”. Is there a temp that is finally bad enough to be acted upon on the weekend?

BLDG 8450, 8452, 8454 have cooling issues.

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

There’s really spouses out here refusing to wake up at night because the other stays home? That’s crazy to me. Like 75% of the time I will say the working parent should be the one getting up. (Of course this depends on family dynamic/hours worked/job etc)

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

I’ll never forget in therapy when he told me Dylan needs to wake up with the kids so I can sleep more and I told him Dylan is a stay at home dad and he was like “yeah, if he works for the kids during the day it’s fair you do nights” and y’all wonder why sahp are so tired?

[Trux or Treat @Truxillogical]

@Sarojini @jimmytcannon I’d be willing to bet money that they proudly say they’re Christians.

There is *literally* a parable about exactly this. Down to three people just straight up refusing to help.

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

We did this to my favorite DS in BCT except it wasn’t cute it was mostly just different ways of saying “shut the fuck up” or calling someone stupid without calling them stupid

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

The best thing my students ever gave me. I thought they were just really diligent note-takers the whole semester, but it turns out they were compiling a book of all the craziest things I'd said, all *very much* out of context. It's 152 pages long.

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

@ndkirschmann I saw the video when it was originally posted and was HORRIFIED. His reasoning was something along the lines of “he keeps getting into things” like… yeah..? That’s literally what toddlers do? Trying baby proofing maybe? The baby was in distress the whole video. My heart broke.

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

@TheTonyaRussell My dad is a corrections officer. They brought a woman in for failing a sobriety test. As soon as my dad met her in the jail to get her settled he called an ambulance. She wasn’t high or drunk; she was diabetic and needed emergency care. But “pay the police more” right? 🤮

[sam bam @samijeanklein]

@Toxic_LDR @USArmySMA @Bigtow3360 Yes, there is! I am an S1 NCO and a few years ago I saw something submitted for this. I would check your local finance office for how to go about it. It’s absolutely do-able, but uncommon enough that I don’t remember how to get it done.