sami ◡̈

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80
sweatpants needs to be stopped

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

At a Japanese aquarium, these baby otters have an end-of-day routine: clean up the toys with grandpa, then collect their well-earned ice cube reward.

[👻 @lyleswontmiss]

"if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

@Pyvetal lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

also hi twitter. its been a minute ✌️

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

I no longer have the mental capacity to comprehend information that has been said to me more than 5 mins prior

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

i got 112 tabs open in my head rn

[Nicolas is a cowboy @niggaolas]

Lin Manuel Miranda has been real quiet after Lexi’s play

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

@zoellis13 Give us the update now that it’s 4✨🤩

[prance @bocxtop]

don’t understand ppl who are productive during the weekend, weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if ur friends hate u

[ABBA Voyage @ABBAVoyage]

Want to give your phone an #ABBAVoyage makeover? We've got you. 📱

Visit the 'Wallpapers' highlight on our Instagram and screenshot your favourite.

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

Making eye contact with people😳😳

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

*driving through Amish country*
Savannah: the corn is messin with my service

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

@toristuch @DuranConnor ??

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

CONNORLEE DURAN!! I know you’ll see this. Just wanted to let you know, I love your sister way more than you. But tbh your mom is hands down the best Duran

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

Like I legit think this is my mentality by the end of any weekend shift

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

Yeah no. I mean I think this guy had a point

[sami ◡̈ @samijjnelson]

After some serious reflection I’ve realized that there’s no way in hell I could survive a zombie apocalypse considering that I freak out whenever there’s a bug in my room