Samantha

Embarrassing myself, one day at a time.
She/her. #BLM

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Nobody talks about the subtly addictive nature of falling asleep on the couch

[Samantha @samijofosho]

My husband is literally the only thing that makes being pregnant bearable.

[Samantha @samijofosho]

Today my therapist said I was thriving not just surviving 😌 so I will be riding this high for weeks

[mere @merestromb]

JD Vance would you also like to meet my ex boyfriend I dated when I was 19

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[G*rre @springbris]

the ACLU finding an interracial couple named Loving gotta be the biggest jackpot in legal history like how are you gonna take a case named Loving v Virginia about the right to marry and not side with Loving

[໊ @wynrosei]

i always get so excited when i hear that someone brought me up in a room i wasn’t in. i can’t believe people actually remember i exist. like damn i actually mean something to you?

[Samantha @samijofosho]

Cutting vegetables with a quality knife is a religious experience

[Samantha @samijofosho]

@PopBase New Moon? Spoiler alert, Edward leaves.

[Fred @uncleFredsTweet]

Capitalism is Cancer

[Samantha @samijofosho]

The B in Plan B stands for brat summer

[Samantha @samijofosho]

Done doing the most for jobs that won't do the bare minimum for me

[Samantha @samijofosho]

@shesbonky I had an ex get mad at me for this! "Why do you act differently around your friends than when you're with me?" Like idk I feel like that's pretty normal?

[three eyed raven @raeigle]

ppl don’t understand… when u work a public facing job where u have to use ALL of your social skills and navigate other ppls emotions all day u be TALKED out. i don’t have a social bone in my body after work. i been sociable for 40 hours this week that’s enough talking

[Samantha @samijofosho]

My biggest pet peeve about working from home is everyone's assumption that I don't do anything all day

[Samantha @samijofosho]

Maybe they're banning TikTok because we got too close to finding Kate Middleton