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drinkin oat milk and gassin up my friends 🌸 she/her

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

i think it’s beautiful when a man is able to look past my mental disorder and love me for my boobs

[kelsey mckinney @mckinneykelsey]

I'm built different. I'm not happy Love Island is over and I "get my hour back." I'm immediately starting Love Island UK. My hour will never return

[maya @mayaviatwitta]

we’ll jump off that bridge when we get to it

[every day i wake up @naughzyeighted]

“do you have a boyfriend?” i have a bomb strapped to my chest actually

[solé @layxsnv]

"This job is driving me crazy"
Me at work:

[sab @kctewallis]

saw this on the tl weeks ago and thought it was funny but in context it’s comedy GOLD

[Neet @neet_sol]

Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”

[p. @sixinchbeys]

how do you face your family after going on love island and getting spanked on national television

[jul @julsadventures]

When does Chicago get its Mamdani

[Vulture @vulture]

dave portnoy’s name being invoked at a bravo reunion…

we have strayed so far from god’s light

[Gianfranco @whatsgoodgurl]

Leaving love island on the first day because I forgot my bathing suit

[Rob Milton @therobmilton]

- SAY IT AGAIN.

[out of context HBO @HBOcontent]

happy pride month

[Soony Soo @sk5257]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[m @pumptinis]

i’m being so serious when i say give ciara a mf gun

[sarّ @saturn3tar]

Was what we had real or cake

[vale 🍂 @villaneles]

i love you Ava Daniels

[Kristen @Kica333]

My hobbies include:

1. Going home
2. Being at home
3. Wishing I was at home