Me: Gather around children so I can tell you about the atrocity that was the year two thousand and twenty
Nephew: Wha- it's still 2020.
Me: *staring off into the distance* It was a lifetime ago, so much pain and suffering
Nephew: It's only August
Me: March lasted fifty years
when girls mention sexual assaults men’s first response is “happens to men too” yet when men talk about the high rates of male suicide which is a very valid problem in our society you will NEVER find a girl say “happens to girls too” because we understand basic empathy
In the middle of all this bad going on in the world, God blessed us with something pretty amazing this morning 💕 So proud of my sister and her beautiful wife for blessing me with such a beautiful nephew! Welcome to the family, baby Sam. Your auntie already loves you so much💜🥰
Huge stepping stone for my business, @wytshirtco! I started W&Y as a sophomore in college and have spent countless hours behind the scene. It’s exciting to see them pay off! Thank you always to @UNI_JPEC and @UNIBusiness / @northerniowa! #readyforbusiness
I saw a quote that said “You can be the whole package and still end up at the wrong address. When this happens, the receiver will mishandle you because 1, they don’t know what to do with you and 2, they weren’t meant to have you in the first place.” And whew!!
My fish that I’ve had for longer than expected died tonight and let me just tell ya, I was not prepared for this kind of heartache..FOR A FISH! #ripdunkdaddy
I was singing in the car with my dad and he told me to sing the female parts and he would sing the male parts of the song... there were no female singers in the song, only males.