Sammy

Capital University ‘18 - University of Cincinnati ‘19

[Sammy @samilton96]

Dear Mr. Trump,

On my tiny college campus in Ohio stands a large chunk of the Berlin Wall. Both sides tell a story that a wall is not an answer.

Sincerely, every five year old knows the problem is still there even if you hide it.

[Sammy @samilton96]

What if we give Hawaii back their independence and give DC or Puerto Rico statehood to keep it easy at 50?

[Sammy @samilton96]

Tennessee and @CSexton25 are kicking out elected officials for representing their people the same week a previous president is turning himself into jail. The “Grand Old Party” sure is batting .000 right now for the people.

[Sammy @samilton96]

Started running recently to stay in shape and clear my head. Didn’t realize I’m just practicing for when I have to run to Canada #HandMaidsTale2022

[Sammy @samilton96]

I may need to start looking for a rich husband soon. I look better in green than red #HandMaidsTale2022

[Sammy @samilton96]

In @Outlander_STARZ, how in the world does Claire go back to living with Frank after the things Black Jack did with the same face?!

[Sammy @samilton96]

If leaving my work friends behind to further my career is this painful, I’m going to pass on breakups.

[Sammy @samilton96]

If a baby is named Brian do they automatically get into banking? Or is there a Brian bat-signal at work I’m not noticing?

[Sammy @samilton96]

If Washington DC becomes a state: 1) they should pick a fun name. 2) Puerto Rico should become a state so we’d have 52. 51 is annoying.

[Sammy @samilton96]

Powers that be: I want a home workout where the intro video shows real regular people starting the program with you. A person who just quit smoking shows me progression through the program much better then that pro soccer player.

[Sammy @samilton96]

Shoot I worked 18 months on a masters that was hard enough. If I worked another 3-5 years on a PhD, you bet I’d make anyone call me Dr.

[Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden]

Together, we will build a world where the accomplishments of our daughters will be celebrated, rather than diminished.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

For the eight days and nights of Hanukkah, the power of one small act of goodness and kindness is celebrated. This year, may each and every Ohioan light up the world like the bright Menorah flames, banishing the darkness and bringing hope and love to all.

[Sammy @samilton96]

@ChickfilA needs to start a training program for other food places on how to get a line to move 100 times faster. @ChipotleTweets take some notes.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last—because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities.

[Sammy @samilton96]

When someone uses a fake background in Microsoft Teams, my immediate thought goes to wondering what they’re hiding.

[Sammy @samilton96]

Mess of Resulting memes the debate for days

[Sammy @samilton96]

Went into office after 5 1/2 months to get my other monitor. Got stuck in the building because they’re making changes. Got home to realize I forgot the power cord in office... Amazon will be delivering a replacement tomorrow

[Sammy @samilton96]

Currently reading a book (historical fiction) that talks about Germany invading Poland in WWII. One of their earlier actions was controlling the postal service. It’s not that bad here yet but feels like we should prepare for historical deja vu.

[Sammy @samilton96]

My inner Hermione coming out here. But, new pet peeve is when people emphasize the wrong syllable in a commonly used word. My coworker can’t pronounce supplementary right and it makes me want to rename whole projects.

[Sammy @samilton96]

Pelotonia looks a little different this year but the cause is still important. Please help me reach my donation goal https://t.co/LZQt7qmYV7