sami :/

fuck an aries and straws

[sam @jhnxsm]

like idc 1989 has zero skips

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

this is the best news i’ve heard all year, and i’m so serious

[megan @chismosavirus]

reconnecting with my inner child... she said she wants to smoke and order wingstop

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me in my room overthinking everything

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

cancer, you deserve to experience good things just as much as others.

[Ski🇧🇧 @ski_824]

I can smell this car and I know y’all can too

[prance @bocxtop]

lol we don’t stand a chance

[Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri]

It’s Always Sunny on #TripleDFriday!

[Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy]

pov: just got done making sweet love and he says “aye imma fw u but its still 20 a gram”

[TheGodfather 🇵🇦💫 @alSofrito]

Smoked a blunt with my Supervisior on lunch break, this nigga clocked in and fired me

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis]

This tweet aged well

[lilliana @lillianacutiee]

if my girl friends wanna see my tits, i will simply show them.

[Sxmbv @Sxmbv_]

When you invite shorty over for the first time and she’s already thinking of ways she could redecorate https://t.co/hq34De5OI5

[Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy]

THE CHEF LORD HIMSELF BUMPING SOME GRAVY

[Jare🧸 @SheWent2Jarrod]

When i text “interesting “ this how i be looking 🤣