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• 28• Bass Babe • Scorpio • Barber• TMS 💕

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@_rundmc Wait who

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Sidenote: I hate you.

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feeling incredibly grateful for couchlands rn

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Insane work to make a snap story about me, Venmo me $25, then block me

But hey we call that a win, $25 and the trash took itself out? Bet lmao

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taking a shit and thinking of you 🩷🩷🩷

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@t8tumbell Happy birthday bookie!!!

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Not me putting a motion sensor light in my cats new litter box hideout cuz I don’t want them to get scared ☠️☠️

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The gays in the parking eating garlic bread got cancelled and now I have 30 garlic breadsticks hot and ready, with no gays to eat them besides myself :(

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I cannot contain my level of excitement, you bet your ass I RSVP’d

will be there with sauce and GB 🥖💕🍅

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22 haircuts and 2 colors in 2 days 😎

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Okay so I decided to try for funsies tonight and got a Coca Cola 🥰

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Idk how but Triston has somehow scored us 3 Labubus in the past 12 hours

He got Lychee Berry and Green Grape
I got Toffee

Happy girl ❤️❤️

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90% of my budget for this trip was meow wolf and now I’m solid lmao

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We’ve been here for less than 24 hours and I can conclude that traffic in Denver is scary

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I need someone to get me a SZA lipgloss from one of the grand national tour stops PLEASEEEEE

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I have so much pent up anger I need to headbang out when’s the next rave

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A @Subtronics Lego minifigure would go so hard

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kinda wanna start collecting lego mini figures but only of Disney characters

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upgraded my couch today to a sectional with a chaise and two recliners and I must say, I feel like a very adult-y adult right now