Samir Shaikh

Apparently I already peaked.

[Elmo @elmo]

Is it naptime yet?

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

I used Apple Maps last night for the first time instead of Google maps. It took me to the wrong lot, my car got towed, and I had to pay $235. Mistakes were made.

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

Does anyone have an extra @Cubs ticket for the bleachers for tonight?! #Cubs #Wrigley #RainDelay please and thank you!

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

Tell me I’m wrong #LewisHamilton #F1 #Formula1 #Ferrari

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@PaulDiePie_

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Paul has bad credit

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@M_Montemurro @PaulDiePie_ @mustardmower why did you do this

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

@mustardmower YOUTUBE IS BROKEN

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

As a Red Bull fan, I’m big time sad because Max Verstappen is a garbage human being and Checo deserves better

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

@jessetm91 @BarackObama @PaulDiePie_ @mustardmower . @BarackObama we were at the bulls game together in December and had a blast. Would love to see you again!

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

@Adobe @mustardmower uses an illegal copy of photoshop

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

.@mustardmower illegally used educational discounts

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

Update: did not disappoint, y’all missed out.

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

Anyone want to go it Italy to get pizza soon?

[Samir Shaikh @samir13k]

Anyone want to go it Italy to get pizza soon?

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@paul_hernandez3 @mustardmower @m_vh_13

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@zillowgonewild @paul_hernandez3 this should be you

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@JustHalx 😢