Samir Matthew

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@StephenAtHome THE Q FILES : WHO IS THE BEST MIMICER OF MR. NASIRUDDIN ?!
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RAJ GUPTA HINDIA TV: 'MERI BIWI KO MAZAA NAHI AAYA, APNI BETI BEJH TA HUN MAZEE KE LIYE'!

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RAJ GUPTA ZEE ABOUT TO OFFER HIS WIFE TO CHODI AND BHOGI TOGETHER ! HONEYMAAN NIGHT !

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@DeepakSing1980 GUPTA ZEE ABOUT TO OFFER HIS WIFE TO CHODI AND BHOGI TOGETHER !

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@dna CONGRATS AARYAN! KINDLY MESSAGE ME THE NAMES OF THOSE WHO MISTREATED ! TAKE CARE !

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@DeepakSing1980 BARBAADE GULISTAN KE LIYE EK HI G#NDU BOHAT THA, GOGLE HATAAKE DEKHA, ____________________ !

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@DeepakSing1980

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MR. STEVEN SPILLING ALL OVER ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ! SEE YOU IN NEXT LIFE !

[Samir Matthew @samir_matthew]

@shifzz HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHIFFU ! TODAY IS THE 'INTERNATIONAL OLD-MONK DAY' AS WELL ! HAVE A GREAT X-MAS & A DECIESIVE NEW YEAR !

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@Apple THE FRUIT OF LIFE IS SURELY AN APPLE, UNFORFUTNATELY THE AI HAS TAKEN TONS OF BANANAS !

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@thesundaytimes YOU TOO PLAYED BATMAN https://t.co/pgiPjVtmdT, STAY ASSURED BECAUSE THE CURSE IS ABOUT TO BECOME HISTORY !

[Samir Matthew @samir_matthew]

Never challenge the master of mind and muscle 💪. I'm with #TeamDwayneJohnson! #RedNoticeTreasureHunt STOP TAKING DRUGS OR THE DRUNKARDS WILL BASH YOU UP TO GROW BACK YOUR HORNS !

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@prakashraaj @anitanairauthor AN IDIOT IS NEVER A KING PRAKASH JI !

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@Team_JuhiChawla @iam_juhi @SunielVShetty IN WHICH ROLE DID THAT ASSHOLE PLAYED OPPOSITE YOU JUHI JI ?!

[Samir Matthew @samir_matthew]

EVERY RSS/BJP SANGHIS & NON-SANGHIS ARE GOING AFTER KANGANA, WHY NOT ? SHE IS A FEMALE FROM A MIDDLE CLASS. HER FIRST COMMENT WAS CLEARED ! FOR THE SECOND IT CAN BE SAID THAT WE GOT INDEPENDENCE TO BECOME A SLAVE AFTER MAY 2014 !

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@FoxNews Instead of waiving off loans & providing basic facilities, this is what demoncrats do ! They can escape from CIA but what about KGB ?!

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@narendramodi ABE GAANDU, CYCLONE AUR HURRICANE KE MANTAR BHUL GAYA KYAA ?!

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@FoxNews Mr. Putin, make sure the Ukrainian Queen is fine and well. We know you have parted ways with 'the PIGS'!

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MISS YOU LINDA MAM, DON'T KNOW WHERE IS SARAH ?!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRAAT, HAVE A GREAT DAY ! #HappyBirthdayViratKohli