Sam🌻

laugh at life 💖

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Why does the Roku remote mess up after 3 times that you use it?😒😒😒😒😒

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

This year flew by so fast

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Wow this Mana concert was AMAZING!!!!!!! Uffffff 🔥 #Mana

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

About to book a flight to Mexico just to see Marco Antonio Solis in concert

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

I loveeeeee freestyle music

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

I love how much my social media algorithm has changed🙆🏻‍♀️ no more nonsense!

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Juicing is in session 🙃🙃🙃

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

I think it’s ridiculous that Planet Fitness sells Dasani water

[VolHammer @Vol_Hammer]

@WWE @AJStylesOrg Thank you AJ. Fuck you HHH.

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Water

[Ivory ✪ @mide_io]

People that stopped taking soda, what did you replace it with?

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

So much snow😭😭 I love it ❄️⛄️

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

@lippyent Gladys

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

@gotrice2024 Getting a refund from DoorDash is like pulling teeth. Once got my order delivered incorrectly and I had no one to contact because a picture wasn’t provided SMH

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

I’m at the point in life where I will judge you based on what you eat

[Mindset Machine  @mindsetmachine]

The rich man is not the man who has a lot. It is the man who has enough.

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

I genuinely believe after a certain age you need to have honest conversations with yourself like, I shouldn't be drinking this much, I shouldn't be wasting money like this, I shouldn't be sleeping around like this, I shouldn't be eating so unhealthy, I shouldn't be badmouthing people like this, because you can get away with a lot of unhealthy habits while you are younger but everything eventually catches up with you and there's always a price to pay, you end up paying for it for the rest of your remaining days on earth & it's not worth it.

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Since when does the iPhone not have the iMessage games!!!!???

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Interesting

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

Before leaving a tip on that stupid tablet, make sure you ask the cashier if the tip actually goes to the employees. Can you believe in some establishments THE TIPS DONT GO TO THE EMPLOYEES?!?!!!!!

[Sam🌻 @samiritaaxo]

@Anniebe9266802 Omggggg why is everything about race🙄