Samirra Sada 💖

[Samirra Sada 💖 @samirrasada]

Me @ God “Ummm did I like do something to you…?”

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Might fuck around and fall asleep in the dentist chair

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I’m eating so much arugula at 10:30 am and we only have one person to blame… society.

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*Me getting my newly replaced phone absolutely drenched by the rain in order to change the song to one that fits my mood*,
“I HONOUR NO GODS!!!”

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Putting freshly laundered jean shorts on the first day of my period. Is this bravery or stupidity?

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Sitting in the mall listening to the emo playlist because google maps lied to me about what time Sephora opens

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Ok but it would be kind of incredible if just one time a guy didn’t text you back because he got kidnapped or was hit but a car and was in a coma or something…

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Some person with respectfully no tits doing a bra ad: “Is this bra worth the hype?!?”
Me: “I’m buying a gun”

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Me giving my instagram to a new person, “Get ready to see lots of pictures of garbage”

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There needs to be a sort of risk assessment AI that tells you whether or not a text you’re thinking of sending is bold or actually insane.

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I am in the worst mood so honestly best of luck to you if you need to interact with me in the next 24 hours because it’s not looking good for you my dudes!

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Sometimes you have to wear the identical outfit that you wore yesterday, because the day before? That was just a text. And now, now you are ACTUALLY wearing the outfit.

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Had to fill out my first excel sheet ever the other day and you office people are really just choosing chaos, like wtf?

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No I’m not an IBS queen, my anxiety manifests itself in self hatred not diarrhea.

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Laying in bed awake thinking about the thematical links between the sculptures I currently want to make(narc behaviour)

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What is the psychology on telling a parent “please for the love of god do not ask me about this thing again?” And then like clockwork two weeks later same question?

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Sometimes I worry that I’m a bad listener, then I just simply meet another person and…

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I tried to be social tonight, I contacted two friends today(extremely brave of me a Scorpio) but here I am on Friday night in my kitchen dyeing a two piece set I made out of rags.

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The cool thing about wearing platform shoes is that you really could just trip and fall to your death on the stairs in your home while no one is around

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Don’t worry everyone my life is going to turn around as of Tuesday because I what? Made a nail appointment.