sam :)

this ain’t a waist trainer this is a back brace cause i got scoliosis

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

do you want the house tour

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

me and roommate spending our day off watching 9/11 documentaries

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

ignoring back problems that will probably lead to more severe health issues down the line

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

manager told me i’m a good employee and is giving me preference on the schedule

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

went to the doctor and she said i was fine

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

katseye dropping out of daisy chain fields….

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

i’m picking out this dress i’m trying on these shoes cause i’ll be single soon

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

the way chanty beluga came and went 😕

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

i had big dreams till i tied myself to you

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

didn’t know coke was such a divisive substance…

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

roommate made chili for dinner and i can’t stop farting

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

just rewatched scream 4 and wow hayden panettiere should’ve been a bigger star 💔

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

went to glee dollar bill last night and i was so moved that i started crying and plasma gave me the most encouraging look

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

sue me i wanna be uh sue me i wanna be yeah

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

then you won’t have to cry or hide in the closet and just like a folk song our love will be passed on

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

something so chic about making a packed bus stop just so you can be the only person to get off at a stop

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

gay guys will post a photo of their mouth slightly agape and the comments will eat it up every time for no discernible reason

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

i thought kenzie turned the heat up on you hoes

[sami 👼 @dronkenduifje]

why does every pop girl wanna dance like this now

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

he’s choosin texas i can tell

[sam :) @samisagleek13]

coworker crush i thought was gay is actually not