Sami

thicc, slick, and a real cool chick ✌🏼

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

“I want you to suffocate me with that ass.” Oh okay, let me counter with this: no.

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

I need FedEx to get here so I can take a nap

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

Seniors have 12 days left and I just caught 6 of them cheating on assignments. They aren’t even bothering to change the WRONG information. IDIOTS

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

Ya know, it’s crazy to me that in 2024 the only insult someone can manage to give is “you’re fat.” Like, I thought we would be a little more creative but I guess not.

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

@maddiepoooh Happily married but like you’re basically married to me anyway so it works out 😂😂😂

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

@maddiepoooh It definitely would be. Easy money truly 😇

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

I’m about to make men pay me to be mean to them 😌😂

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

Why am I obsessed with the slime scooping videos? 🥴

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

@heeeyalison

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

Hear me out, okay?

Fuck this shit. It’s too hot.

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

I forgot how much I love The Office

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

The amount of people who think schools block cell phone data is actually laughable. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

“You’re a pretty little thing” 🥴😭🥺

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

Not a man telling me I should sign up for chaturbate as a side hustle 🤮🤢

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

My love language

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

This dress is really doin the damn thing today

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

@hunterthequeen Yes

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

EVERYTHING on my timeline right now is Pedro Pascal. I ain’t mad but like my god, this man is everywhere.

[Sami @SamiSaidWhat]

@maddiepoooh Toad