Sami Stoltenberg

21. Actress. Mega-nerd. Mildly obsessed with tacos.

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@Ivon_Gonzalez88 @KayTheJuiceGod Hey there's still time 😂

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I swear I watched the Fabulous Sisters dance like ten times before I even realized the show was still going on #WorldofDance

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My internal monologue is just pterodactyl noises. #rraaagghhherriiihhn

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*frantically rummages through my desk in search of snacks* #SOS #sendsnacks

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Every day of my life is just me panicking about the next day. #adulting

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App that I installed to help me be healthier: "have a glass of water before dinner!"
Me *drinking beer*: "Don't tell me what to do" 🍺

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My dad just said that he wanted to make some kind of Dirty martini/Moscow Mule hybrid so he could call it a dirty ass 😂😂 #DadQuotes

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Hardcore missing all my girl friends tonight.

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@Ivon_Gonzalez88 😂 I don't even know what nail dip is

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@Ivon_Gonzalez88 Same.. I'm in Social Media and get suckered into that crap all the time

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@mollyginn13 @Cait6195Wilson I know 😂😂 I saw that on timehop the other day and thought the same thing

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Spilled beer on my shirt before class. #soclassy

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@FindleyKara This is true.

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I do not play well with others. #leavemealone

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@chrisjcarvalho @microheroapp I definitely will! Thank you!

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@magansmith96 🙋 I like ice cream

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@Schlotzskys that's very tempting 🤔

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On this most romantic of days just remember... #valentines