Samishess

I can’t get off this fucking app

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I haven’t tweeted in a while but it has to be said.. Happy Gilmore 2 fucking SUCKED

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@texasroadhouse steak I ordered today from canton, Ohio. I asked for medium rare

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I’d win it all #PaulTyson

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Had one of the best sleeps of my life.

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They call me DeChamSam on the simmy

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@SynthPotato I liked deathloop, monster hunter sucks and so does horizon so I agree lol

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@StansburyShow @nypost I hear it on ads on 106.9 still lol

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I’ll call it right now, that wicked movie is gonna be the biggest flop in cinema history lmao

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@StansburyShow Just living his life lol

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@RonnieRadke you a fan of dance Gavin dance? You should tour with them

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God @LoriGreiner I love you, please let me be one of your sugar babies, I’ll do whatever you want

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The situation really turned his life around, holy shit lol

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@shinobi602 Honestly one of my favorites in the series

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@Brownstronaut @Browns Are you using AI to make this shit? Lol

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And golf shit, I see a lot of golf shit

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All I ever see on my feed on any social media is drugs and alcohol, half naked bitches and video games. I buy a dog 3 days ago and all I see is dog stuff. What the fuck

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Yo, this Ms.Rachel bitch is kinda hot in a weird way

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“Oh you’re Mario” - some random bitch dressed as beetle juice
“Bitch I’m bowser” - me dressed as bowser
“I’m engaged”
“Bitch what?”

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@sethwaybetter 🤝

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Go get yourself a cup of Wendy’s chili, take it home. Boil some ramen noodle (spicy chili kind) and dump the seasoning and chili into a bigger bowl. Strain the noodles and mix all that shit together. You’re welcome