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@stoolpresidente @Gametime @stoolpresidente pls take my hubby- he’s been a die hard fan his whole life. his dad taught him everything he knew about umich football & jan 1st was the one year anniversary of his dad passing away. his dad sent him that rose bowl win!!! take him to the natty!!! let’s go blue!!

[sami staples @samistaples]

@stoolpresidente pls take my hubby- he’s been a die hard fan his whole life. his dad taught him everything he knew about umich football & jan 1st was the one year anniversary of his dad passing away. his dad sent him that rose bowl win!!! take him to the natty!!! let’s go blue!!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

For Michigan Fans Only - Chance of a lifetime. I'm taking 4 people to the Natty with me thanks to my friends @Gametime Airfare, tix, hotels. Tell me why you deserve to go. Winner picked tomorrow. #gametime

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brandon just said if he ever takes our hypothetical child’s phone away and i give it back, he’s taking mine away too lmfao i hate him

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probably controversial question here. but why do old people drive so slow when they have such little time left 😩 ur wasting it bro speed up

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what sport do you prefer to watch

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@jackabashh every state, every facility, everywhere no

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me “when im old i want to give my engagement ring to our future son to give to his fiancé”
brandon “not a chance you’re gonna die with that thing on your finger. you think it’s for free? nope.”
i hate him i really do

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im so sick on my death bed, & brandon goes to me “knock it off- today’s not the day. charles woodson gets inducted into the hall of fame today”

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this has come full circle as he heads to vegas in august, pray for me

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brandon just told me he will probably go to a “whore house” for his bachelor party i honestly have no words at this point

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brandon “who’s patrick swazye?”
me “the actor in dirty dancing”
brandon “no that’s john travolta”
lmfao

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last night brandon rolled over in bed and looked at me and said “babe great news!!! the raiders and bears play on our wedding day. BEST WEDDING EVER.” i hate him

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ok due to covid all my fun bachelorette party ideas have been destroyed and im depressed should we still try to go to vegas even with lame restrictions or just go to nashville with a little less lame restrictions

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your room will be waiting for ya😘🌴

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i’ve never missed @itsdeejG more

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i seriously wonder why djahna and i are the way that we are all the time i just don't know honestly like

[WC is Lame  @notrxme_116]

My girl and I decided never to go to sleep angry at each other. We’ve been awake since Friday

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@stephwolfgram & i are going for mani pedis and brandon just asked me what color we’re gonna get on our “feet nails”

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brandon said i can’t have a chinchilla or a hamster for my bday so now idk what to get. like if he should buy me a hamster

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@ZevinClark k