sami 𓆏

(◕‿◕✿)

[Daniel Bunn @DanielBunnJr]

9-yr-old son: It’s called WHERE THE RED FERN GROWS. It’s about this boy and his two red dogs. It’s a fun story! I have two chapters left. Don’t tell me how it ends!

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

little missy took a trip to the vet! she’s a bit loopy but completely healthy <3 she also got a lil manicure

[sami 𓆏 @samistill]

in 2011 i asked a teacher for a highlighter and she gave me one but she also said “oh here have some candy cigarettes too”

[jinx @bigfootjinx]

she’s never looked normal a day in her life

[Tristin Brown @trisquire]

And I don’t even know why the White House is trying to weigh in on the topic. All these issues going on right now and this is a debate you’re wading in? Like what is the comms strategy there 😂😂😂

[Tristin Brown @trisquire]

It’s just funny to me that the remote work convo has come back up in the middle of gas prices skyrocketing 💀 You mean to tell me gas $4 and NOW is the time you want to talk about ppl need to be commuting back into an office. Like are y’all trying to piss ppl off right now lmao

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

YouTube wants yοu to pay for their services so bad 😭 bro its not gonna happen just play that 15 seconds ad

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

Whoever invented “pet rent” is going directly to hell.

[RIONA @rionabuthello]

Driving with astigmatism
An oil painting

[Josh @FLITTER]

*Pete Davidson sneaking out of the 8th grade dance to smoke a cigarette with his buddies while Stronger by Kanye West plays inside the school gymnasium*

“Yo, one day i’m gonna make this dude HATE me.”

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

kanye talks about pete davidson like he’s Dinkleberg

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Girlfriend’s Back Too Knotted And Gnarled For Massage To Turn Sexy https://t.co/1Eta4JtR3S

[James Pietragallo @Jimmypisfunny]

@WhismanSucks Do the cult kids, who made her jackets get free college?

[kekw @lagrugru]

people in california anytime there’s an earthquake #earthquake