Sam 🇵🇸

the twitter of an unhinged, diagnosed crazed woman

[Sam 🇵🇸 @samistired_]

his mango :(

[Chazza @chazzanews]

Overcompensating was cute, I love LA was fun, Adults was good. But now it’s time for the top dog. Lenaquake incoming

[club dickinson @orch1dpetals]

the concept of being seated for girls hbo episodes as they air in real time in 2027

[SPOOKY Chuu🪽🇫🇮 (Adults DNF) @pienkani]

How it feels to make a minor request

[kiki ⚰️⭐️ MCR HOLLYWOOD @mausoleumkiss]

being online is like

GLP 1 GLP 1 GLP 1 YOURE FAT
SPORTS BETTING
SITUATIONSHIP
SPORTS BETTING
GLP 1 YOURE FAAAAT

[𝙻𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚎𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚍𝙰𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚎 🇨🇦 @LeaveHeardAlone]

No they don’t.

Hell is not hot enough for the pro-rape chuds at TMZ.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She’s acting like she just fell out of the coconut tree

[cacti 🇦🇷| 🆓️🍉 @cactigaymer]

Fallout 4 and the main story

[Cara Lisette @CaraLisette]

Sorry but this is the most beautiful photo I’ve ever seen

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

Us too bro. Talk to her.

[edgar allan h♡e @brinnie_bb]

I’ve never had my dream body but I have had phenomenal dirty loving sex

[ayaan @ayaanfy]

How it feels to self-diagnose yourself and then find out you actually have it

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

I wanna post on my ig story but I owe the whole United States a text back like bruh I’m sorry I’m only one girl

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows

[⟣ @GlamGecko]

they all look crazy asf

[myles @mylesebj]

ZERO days sober. NO T break. Smoking EVERYDAY since January

[PINKVANILLA @2lesbians1dildo]

Me when I wanna cross the road safely

[Sam Biddle @samfbiddle]

[guy with Christ Is King in his bio] I can't wait to watch this guy get shot to death

[JT @Jtaylor0_3]

Heard kids talking in a shop and one of them says “67 just isn’t funny anymore” and the other kid just responds with “there’s still humour there for me but it’s definitely ran its course”

[JⱯCK @draikjack]

if you asked a production company in 2026 to make a 22 episodes per season, 40 minute show starting an ensemble cast of women with season-long overarching mystery plots they'd take you out back and shoot you in the head