Sam is very Sam

I am merely here to observe the Sam universe from above, amongst its pantheon (Samtheon if you will)

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I have used what could quite possibly be the end of my powers to fill the final two seats of the Samtheon tonight. This has been a difficult journey, but it is finally complete. Hopefully this will be the final piece to close off the flood of Sams forever.

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@samisverycool5 Yes, actually

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@Samisveryink1 There’s truly no way to be wrong, we all carry the torch of Sam with us, as long as at least one of us carries on that torch will burn as a light in the darkness, a beacon of hope, of inspiration, a flickering promise, Sam will return.

It is written in the stones and stars.

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So it turns out, that spooky storm and shit? It was actually just Elon about to buy Twitter 😮‍💨 could’ve been a lot worse

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@BictorBedeFan Yes, the sound of thunder, the flash of lighting, the roar of rain, and and howling wind, turns out it might have just been one of those starship rockets landing to drop off the money for that twitter purchase

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@Samisveryink1 Is this death or the shudder of a cold chill, the skip of a heartbeat when something scares you, the feeling of falling as you drift to sleep.

The Sanctum of Sam shall stand and the story of all Samkind is far from over

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With each rumbling of the earth beneath our feet leaves more cracks amongst the foundations, the rifts between each stone growing deeper and wider. With each flash of lightning, the vacant thrones look more ominous, they almost seem to be exuding an evil power, a dark aura.

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Dark clouds filled the sky surrounding the peak, a constant rain has begun to fall upon the Samtheon, the rumblings grow stronger each day, and lightning is all that lights the structure beyond the few handheld torches held by several inquisitive Sams.

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*Seeing the start of a deep crack form from the base of one of the Samtheon’a exalted thrones,

I knew:

A new era in the lands of Sam was upon us*

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*But even I, the first to sense the overwhelming significance of the coming days was already too late*

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*Sensing an aura of disturbingly powerful, all the Sams slowly began to gather at their holy site amongst the highest peak*

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*The ground beneath all our feet creaked and groaned as if the mountain itself were going to explode*

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*It all started with a rumbling from deep within the Earth*

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@samisverycool5 @samisverydead1 @javan6475 I kinda just stumbled onto tthe whole Sam thing as it was getting started with one of my meme accounts and thought it was funny so I joined and started the Samtheon

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@samisverycool5 @samisverydead1 @javan6475 is who I really am if you wanna see.

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@MicrowaveTree Duh

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@thedeceptionsam @samisverycool5 @samisverydead1 I wish 😪

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@samisverycool5 @samisverydead1 Those were all me lol

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@samisverycool5 @samisverydead1 I never died, I just never check my Alts anymore haha