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[sam johnson @samj1304]

1st xmas with the boy lol #littleterror

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Think someone else is enjoying it to.. #mantime x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Muppets christmas carrol is on... Best xmas film ever #merryxmas x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

@Shreenie07 no your not you illegal parker.. Just dumping your cars anywhere not giving 2 hoots haha ;)
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[sam johnson @samj1304]

@Shreenie07 appeal it and explain it wasnt on there they should put it back down if you offer to pay for it there and then x

[Parody Ross Kemp @RossKemp6]

Having some down time yesterday when the Mrs came in crying and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the fucking head with my Xbox.

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Its to cold to play rugby im staying for a hug lol x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

@escortcos no your not lol x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

I need a cuddle today #hungover x

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Arsenal without Alexis Sanchez is like watching porn without sound.

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Fed up today and dont know why lol #cantbeassed. X

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Welcome back to work #shit x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

From Dubai to the shit weather of the UK is killing me #postholidayblues x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Can't believe 3 years ago this terror was born today #loveher x

[sam johnson @samj1304]

Happy friday fuckers lol #Lovingthesun

[sam johnson @samj1304]

@WillGreenwood @canterburyNZ @NSPCC thats has to be up there with the worst suits ever seen lol #dumbanddumber