all dem cray cray 🥷🏽

God Reigns 🧜🏽 Religion: @manutd |

[omo🧟‍♂️ @omowereyso]

Bro ? 😂

[THEE STEP MUVA @Stepmuvalex]

A nigga went thought my phone and I understand why niggas cry when they get caught cheating. Why did u have to ruin our good thing fr im irritated that was my dawg omgg

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

i tossed & turned all night yesterday thinking ab how ppl did me. ima kill y’all this summer.

[Dumpster Jesus @DumpsterJesus]

Cracks me up that they do the same thing underwater as they do on land, just standing around chilling

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

“The evidence of absence is not the absence of evidence” is one of the greatest quotes from Boondocks 😭

[janice jones @howstickyitget]

“The glock got a kick and twitch make you niggas think I was a streamer”

[Beer Enjoyer @YungGiamatti]

Added to the vernacular

[$$$ @eldiabblooo]

Dios perdonó a la puta y al ladrón, pero nunca al traidor

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

U gotta let people think u not up to nothing and just show up 1 day with the whole world in your palms

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Most twitter jokes will fly over your head if you’re not educated.

[George Mnguni @Okay_Wasabi]

now we're talking REAL things. these are the chats I want on my TL.

[SANYA @lizsanyaa]

Introducing The Sanya Batcave. Available for short stays & creative shoots 🔥

[B-R-K @b_r_khan_]

I keep on revisiting this. You might not realize the depth of what he said. In urdu poetry, there is a concept where poets view God as a lonely being, so lonely that He created free willed humans for company. Loneliness is a Godly trait & whoever enters its realm meets God there

[Joey @JoeyCheerio]

"This is the life I protected with masks 6 years ago" is a bar unfortunately

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Now I’m not job shaming fr, but you gotta be a hating ass nigga to be a tow truck driver. You wake up every morning and your sole purpose is to fuck niggas day up

[OLUWADAMILARE 🦀🪖 @vibewithdammy1]

Savage na water for this man comment section 😂🙆🏿‍♂️

[𝗭𝗼𝗻𝗲 @twtbyzone]

Drake : "youre not late , you're just figuring it out"

[Alexandra @K0_Alexandra]

the way she held her reaction in until it left on its own sweet soul!!!