Sam ✞

[Sam ✞ @samjbaker18]

i love my friends so much

[aly ★ @dornestark]

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

[Sam ✞ @samjbaker18]

i like it when people call me sammy

[12,000 angry bees @WWaltuhh]

Come outside.

[cow @cowincrisis]

grass was mid today

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

when they gonna run out of qr codes

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

Animals be 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

[horse @horsetwting]

i dont think this guy likes me

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

if a tiktok got u laughing, the comments gon have you gasping for air 😭

[parks @parkersity_9]

home is where u trust the toilet seat

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Great for when it rains boiling water

[redrum @griffisu]

what a fuckin retard

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Horse walks into a bar.

Bartender: Hey.

Horse: Sure.

[K @kamayanitweets]

perry the platypus, is that you?

[Sam ✞ @samjbaker18]

right no more kebabs