Sam

[Sam @samjbartos]

Miss this

[Sam @samjbartos]

Gas out here at 2.90 like I’m Bill Gates or something 😤

[Sam @samjbartos]

The key to a woman’s orgasm is money

[★ ClutchLBJ ★ @ClutchLBJ]

*LeBron drops 51-8-8 in 2018 Finals Game 1, 2 points in OT and losses*

Y'all: "Choke!"

*KD drops 49-9-6 in Game 7 of ECSF, goes 0-6 in OT with 0 points and losses*

Y'all: "I don't know what else he could've done. He was out of gas."

[Sam @samjbartos]

Nugs in 7

[Sam @samjbartos]

Mac Jones is a bitch

[Sam @samjbartos]

No reason for colonel to be pronounced the way it is

[Sam @samjbartos]

@grantm1k3 Jokic for MVP.

[Sam @samjbartos]

Gunna > Lil baby

[Sam @samjbartos]

I bet Morgan Wallen smells like a wet dog #stinky

[Sam @samjbartos]

If bitches learned math and science the way they learn tik tok dances, the world would be COVID free by now

[Sam @samjbartos]

I’d get neutered for Frank Ocean to release an album this month.

[Sam @samjbartos]

Finn has beautiful eyes and a great smile

[Sam @samjbartos]

Andrew smells like cottage cheese

[Sam @samjbartos]

Quite the turnout for the family reunion at the Capitol today 😀

[Sam @samjbartos]

@LukeFaherty I’d be shocked if more than 20 of the rioters took a shower this morning

[Sam @samjbartos]

Capitol probably reeks of corn dogs and Hot pockets 😔

[Sam @samjbartos]

I wonder how many of these rioters own truck nuts

[Sam @samjbartos]

Morgan Wallen is the personification of body odor

[Sam @samjbartos]

Finn Biales lactates when aroused

[Sam @samjbartos]

Finn Biales reuses condoms