Samm

[Samm @samjberg]

If you leave the Jehova’s Witnesses do they put you into Jehovah’s witness protection?

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How do the snow plow drivers get to work if all the roads are covered in snow and their snow plows are at work?

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

STOP THE COUNT

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@dberrz Weekend ruined

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Eyyy nice work, @RobbieHeeger!

[Heegs Dot (chain) @RobbieHeeger]

So so so so excited to FINALLY share far and wide what we've been working on @endaomentdotorg! Give Crypto. Grant Dollars. The first project incubated by @hiFramework.

https://t.co/AjwISsfWjW

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

#BlackLivesMatter

#TogetherTHFC

[Steve Nash @SteveNash]

Kane

[Steve Nash @SteveNash]

Kane

[Samm @samjberg]

Literally a trucker hat

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Good morning 👌

[Samm @samjberg]

So Michael is smarter than Oscar

[Bloomberg Originals @bbgoriginals]

The U.S. has 10 cities with more than a million people; China has 156. And China’s densely populated urban centers are changing the logistics of everything. Insights via @GoldmanSachs

[Samm @samjberg]

Been thinking about the economy lately... have a few macro questions:

Do you think the tech sector has a chip on its shoulder? Does the marijuana industry needs to slow it’s roll? Is oil primed for a slick comeback in the next couple years?

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When you unsubscribe from an email list and they send you an email to confirm your un-subscription

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@paulmorse22

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Wait gabagool is just Sopranos for capicola??

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a girl grabbed my hand when she was reaching for the handrail on the bus today so ya you could say things are getting pretty serious

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arms warm torso cold

your perfect sleeveless garment

Patagonia

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all these other milks

I still prefer udder milks

soy almond oat goat

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

China talks are going very well!

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

🗓️ #OnThisDay in 2010...

⏱️ 50': Arsenal 2-0 Spurs

Then this...

#COYS

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

"My job isn't to judge him... my job is to care for him."

This Jewish doctor looked into the eyes of the man who killed 11 people in his own synagogue.