Samuel J Campbell

forensic linguist

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

You know who my ultimate nemesis is? It’s me. The late November me who thinks it’s really aesthetically pleasing to twist the thousand Christmas tree lights into intricate webs. Fast forward to January- an hour and a half to clear a Christmas tree?!? I hate that man.

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

@Mishi_2210 20?

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Video footage showing how frustrating it can be supporting @ColeraineFC and explaining why I have a bald patch.

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

Loughshore Education Centre in Belfast are looking for three new full time permanent teachers (Art, Maths and General Subjects). We work alongside young people with a range of social,emotional and behavioural needs. For more info search for Loughshore at https://t.co/ZYzWBTI3eQ

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

It seems that BBC Northern Ireland still struggle to identify any other team in the Irish league. Let’s try again @BBCSPORTNI… it’s embarrassing when you’re so obsessed with Linfield that you forget there are any other teams #BelfastBroadcastingcorporation #SportsDirectPrem

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@BBCSPORTNI really need to get over their Linfield obsession. It’s embarrassing when they forget there are any other teams in the league (or match) #BelfastBroadcastingCorporation

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Maybe it’s just me, but I really want to know why the “hot food” is in inverted commas. Is it only pretending to be hot food? Did an “influencer” somewhere once describe it as “hot food?”not sure I could eat somewhere with sarcastically cooked food.

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8:24pm? My predicted finish time? #BelfastMarathon #TeamLoughshore

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https://t.co/PpLehppepG should maybe reevaluate which teams they categorise as “Scottish teams”

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The BBC have always been Linfield-centric, but this taking it a bit far #nifl #LINvCOL #BelfastBroadcastingCorporation

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Can we end the season now?
#okbawa

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@GJShearer If vacuum cleaners will help Newcastle to the champions league, I’ll be right over with my Dyson.

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

My eight year old just told me his favourite bands are The Clash, Generation X and Squeeze. I’m not teaching him much, but I am teaching him well.

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Italy have played so well at this #6nations2023. I can’t be the only one who’s a bit disappointed they didn’t score a try at the end there. They deserved to come away with at least one win (just not against Ireland)

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Advice I feel we can all take on board. #8yearstoolate

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Things have went from worse to horrendous for the @BBCSPORTNI’s ability to use basic English.

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

@FightingTalk316 @ColinMurray @kvlmason @EboniBChambers @thomgibbs @tezilyas @bbc5live I was listening to the Fighting Talk podcast last week when I thought to myself that I haven’t really appreciated Murray’s hosting abilities until then. When,in sport, have you only noticed someone’s qualities when they’ve been replaced.

[Samuel J Campbell @samjcam]

Ah 2022! Those heady days when the biggest issue was whether Nunez or Haaland would prove to be the best signing. Do you think we can put that one to bed yet? #PremierLeague https://t.co/I4yJGLxtjc

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This year I’m giving up using aerosol deodorant for my new year resolution #RollOn2023

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Seriously?!? The price of creme eggs this Christmas! #GetInEarlyForHalloween