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I’m here for a long time not a good time

[sam @samjluftig]

@MLBTV is there a way to default to just going to live rather than making me fast forward? Every time I fast forward, your horrible app freezes on a black screen.

[sam @samjluftig]

@XXL When I was five my favorite movie was the gremlins ain’t got shit to do with this but I just thought that I should mention

[sam @samjluftig]

@bxjunioor Still available?

[sam @samjluftig]

@grok can a tweet win the Pulitzer Prize?

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

Zohran not benching 135 isn’t a huge deal. I actually served with a few Marines who couldn’t do that and we never gave them a hard time. We didn’t want them worrying during pregnancy and we knew they’d get strong again after coming back from maternity leave.

[Hulu @hulu]

If you could watch a spinoff of any show, what would it be?

[sam @samjluftig]

@zcregger for the Director’s Cut, can you consider having “Kids” by @whoisMGMT as the audio for the ending scene? #weapons

[sam @samjluftig]

You’re telling me Trump flies from DC to Alaska in a full suit and tie!? Love him or hate him, somebody get this man a Vuori sweatsuit

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: President Trump boards Air Force One for a high-stakes summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin in Alaska.

[sam @samjluftig]

Any #mets fans watching @SNYtv on @MLBTV and losing their mind from this @PandaExpress commercial? GET RID OF IT NOW!

[sam @samjluftig]

@SNY_Mets @MLBTV are you KIDDING with the frequency of this “Have you eaten yet” @PandaExpress commercial? My wife is going to divorce me.

[sam @samjluftig]

I caught my wife cheating at a Mike Jones concert and 281-330-8004

[sam @samjluftig]

@whereami345 @Variety Joined X in October 2023…. Antisemitic BOT

[sam @samjluftig]

@MeidasTouch He’s re-branding it Grazi @BMeiselas

[sam @samjluftig]

@cb_doge @elonmusk any chance it will be able to fix strabismus (lazy eye) related double vision?

[sam @samjluftig]

@BernieSanders JINO

[sam @samjluftig]

HOPE @ericadamsfornyc

[sam @samjluftig]

@ZohranKMamdani Your parents did your tie too long

[sam @samjluftig]

They should call you Aaron Judge the way you’re striking out in the playoffs

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

This morning, I was asked by a reporter why I haven't had a more visceral reaction to being called an antisemite.

Here was my response.

[sam @samjluftig]

Not to be a stickler but his name is Mohran Zamdani

[Andrew Cuomo @andrewcuomo]

Yesterday when @ZohranKMamdani was asked a direct question about what he thought of the phrase 'globalize the intifada', he dismissed it as “language “that is subject to interpretation". That is not only wrong - it is dangerous. At a time when we are seeing antisemitism on the rise and in fact witnessing once again violence against Jews resulting in their deaths in Washington DC or their burning in Denver - we know all too well that words matter. They fuel hate. They fuel murder. As the US Holocaust Museum so aptly said, all leaders or those running for office must condemn the use of this battle cry. There are no two sides here.

There is nothing complicated about what this means. I call on all candidates running for mayor to join together to denounce Mr. Mamdani's comments because hate has no place in New York

[sam @samjluftig]

@DylanAbruscato Def McNeil

[sam @samjluftig]

Am I buying a Jeff McNeil Jersey?