Samantha Oyen

Full time Bad Bitch #food

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@jewleeah93 hey remember me, you can't hide.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@Cosmopolitan @jewleeah93 DRESS REWEARING!!! THIS CONVO WAS W/ U RITE?

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

Also this is a big deal, because a week ago he discovered the illimanti and decided he didn't like Beyoncé because she ran it.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

TINESH RANDOMLY LOOKED UP ALL THE DIALOG TO LEMONADE AND IS READING/ SINGING IT TO ME!! YOU GUYS. IM SO IN LOVE.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@jewleeah93 stash?!?

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@davidchang the momofuku Nike collaboration going to have women's sizes? GIRLS NEED COOL NON-SLIPS TOO!!

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Official theory that Taylor Swift and Katy Perry are faking their feud
https://t.co/0lhWUskEJq

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

I would pay 10 million dollars to watch Donald trump draw a map of the world from memory

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

How am I supposed to pick out a wedding dress to look back on in 20 years and not hate it? I don’t even like what i wore yesterday anymore.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@shannonwalrus OMG thnx god Im not the only one!Ive caught myself evn throwing a lil tounge action w/ it too, but also cant stop wont stop

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@Wendys screw you guys.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@Wendys my brother is arguing me you're just going to make fun of me and not make it right, don't embarrass me, I need this win
Wendy.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

Waited in the drive though @Wendys for 10 minutes to get a cheeseburger with only mustard and onion that i didn't order. Sad and hungry.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@jweiler0528 @mara_ann TOO SOON JAMIE, TOO SOON

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@mara_ann who did this?? Did trump do this??? What do Tauruses do? What am I supposed to be like??? Wtf I quit.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@mara_ann what are the new dates??! What is June 12?!? WHO AM I ANY MORE?

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

@mara_ann WHAT ARE THE NEW SIGNS AM I STILL A GEMINI?? THEY CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

Shut up. https://t.co/wo1x4GaKwq

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I have tremendous respect for women and the many roles they serve that are vital to the fabric of our society and our economy.

[Samantha Oyen @samjo0o]

Went to a food tasting tonight and used my hands to eat instead of plastic silver wear, saving the world is hard.