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[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Sharing a bed with my dog

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

When your dog is a better Harry Potter cosplayer than you.

[jacques @flamencolambada]

something so deeply unchic about a Costa Coffee

[Tom @puddlegrump]

Watching this old man being haunted by a poached egg

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

Aging is crazy.

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

@danyounglol I’ve made it for dinner

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

I want kids but then I see 9year olds slapping pool noodles down in the swimming pool and the noise runs right through me and then I think….maybe I’ll just get loads of dogs

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I hope this email finds you well.”

How the email found me:

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Is @AperolUSA sponsoring #SellingSunset6

[PrettyLittleThing @OfficialPLT]

It's that time again 😆

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

My toxic trait is watching all the footage of #londonmarathon2023 and thinking “it doesn’t look that hard” and that I could easily doit…when in fact I struggle walking up a short incline

[Women's Aid @womensaid]

🔊 Survivors, your safety matters. If you need to turn #EmergencyAlerts off to keep your phone from being detected during the test today at 3pm, follow this #Android guide. The alert will sound even if your phone is on silent, and when it is switched back on. 🔄 Please share.

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Sometimes I think I couldn’t be a stay at home house wife, but then I realise I love eating, watching @CatfishMTV and baking complexly decorated brownies and I think I actually could

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Chocolate brands really be pushing that orange flavoured chocolate lately….think it speaks volume that it’s the only flavour of Malteaser bunny I can get my hands on….

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Insanity is re-watching @SonsofAnarchy and thinking that each time Opie is gonna make it

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

@spencerpratt eating a chicken pot pie in bed and dabbing at his tie-dye t-shirt to mop up his crumbs whilst @heidimontag swans in looking 10/10 is the reality I wanted to see 10+ years ago

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Forgot how much I love @heidimontag little white knitted vest that she wears to her bolthouse interview. Summer 23 inspo #TheHills

[m a x w i t t e r t @waxmittert]

I’m doing dry January, so I’ll have the Sauvignon Blanc

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

We all wearing our new things to the office yeah?

[SJB 👩🏼‍🎤 @samjobutton]

Graciously re-entering my #LanaDelRey stage