Samwichman

Smarter than the average bear

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Am I the only one who thought R Kelly was dead

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She's a perfect 10, but she wears a 12

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@WeAlIlKnowA @JazzminFotherby

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@AlexHolt2 paedo

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Sorta want to kill meself today, sorta want to wait till tomorrow

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Worst sat ever

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@Lord_Sugar The Master

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Note to self don't go on Facebook it's fucking boring

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How many people go to Alcoholics Anonymous as apposed to rehab for cannabis??? #drugslive

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Calling it 'drugslive' is part of the problem and scaremongering. Why not choose it's ACTUAL substance name #drugslive

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None of the people spoken to have been aggressive or out of control while stoned... #drugslive

[Big Smoke - @Skepta]

I'm picking up where Dr Dre left off.

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Sam and Kieran vs Amsterdam

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The moon looks sad.

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Tuesday blues

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@sherstons @soph_francombe @KatieWoods121 #rapeead

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

Criminal act to someone's property

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Lots have asked to see this in the past week..

[Samwichman @samjohn107]

Best way to ride a bike with 2 flat tires:
Don't.