Jam Sohnson Esquire

“Because the light was on” - Norm Macdonald

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There’s one set of footprints in this chilis tonight…

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Retweeting your own tweet is the twitter version of repeating a joke nobody laughed at just in case nobody heard you

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@ErasTourResell Yo

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@NoahTran12 Can’t decide. All I know is I can’t fucking stand flag day. Yuck.

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There are three things I hold dear in this world. Wings, beer, and sports. Now if only some visionary would put the three together, I’d be complete

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Most mornings I hop up out the bed, turn my swag on. Today, regretfully, I woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy. Never again.

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New Year’s resolution: remember the Alamo. I forgot last year and will never forgive myself

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Any old chump can dilly. But dally? That’s what separates the boys from the men.

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A real tragedy happened today. RIP JFK. I didn’t even know he was sick

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 27 Jul 2012 (via @twi_age).

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@NoahTran12 War Dogs-Tran man feat. Adult hangover baby

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When (if) I graduate college, I’m not going to be basic about it. It’s a big deal, so I’m going to do something unique, like go backpacking through Europe.

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After two years, I had the AC on my car fixed. It’s nice, but I’ll miss my favorite rural driving game I call ‘get sweaty or smell cow shit.’

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Okay, all jokes aside, who let the dogs out?

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@NoahTran12 True, also both would be more enjoyable if there wasn’t so much of them

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I’m having trouble explaining how or why, but Timothee Chalamet is the aioli of actors

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Happy 420, I hope these gas prices don’t get any higher!

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Jesus has risen…

You know what else has risen?

THESE GAS PRICES! Happy Easter everybody